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Emo Phillips
Drinks
What guarantees a good time?
With the proper application of the right beverage, a good time can be had anywhere. Of course good friends and Key West make better memories, but Everclear and Mountain Dew make you memorable.
Shirtdudes Signature Island Punch
We found this recipe online and adjusted for our own needs.
- 1 L Everclear® alcohol
- 5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) vodka
- 1 bottle peach schnapps
- 10 L 7-up® soda
- 1 L Sunny Delight® orange juice
- 1 L triple sec
- 1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
- 4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine (so good in high school)
- 2 to 3 gal fruit punch to taste
- 2 containers orange juice concentrate
- 2 small cans pineapple juice
- 1 small bag of oranges cut into 1/2 slices
Combine all alcohol ingredients in an appropriate sized receptacle-like a trash can. Add the cut fruit and let set for about 24 hours. Add the rest of the ingredients the morning prior to your shindig. Mix well and let set for a few hours. Prior to the party, dip out the fruit and serve on ice. Use caution when consuming the fruit, just ask Brad Stegall.
Chill your punch with a couple of milk jugs filled with water frozen the day before to avoid that watered down taste.
Enjoy with caution! Ask Scott Taylor
