"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer."

Al Bundy

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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

Tom Waits

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly,' meaning 'many,' and the word 'ticks,' meaning 'blood sucking parasites."

Dave Barry

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

Homer Simpson

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Food

Having a good time requires a lot of things, one of which is good food. We aren't the best cooks, but we know what we like. Besides, after a few drinks, we could eat anything. We are posting a few items that we like even when we are sober.

Billy Ray, on the other hand, is a good cook. This is a link to his Facebook recipe page. Some of these are damn tasty.

Brian's Chili

  • 1 lb. ground beef
  • can chili beans
  • 1 can kidney beans - drained
  • 1 medium onion-chopped
  • 1 small can green chilies
  • 1 24 to 32 oz can of tomato sauce
  • 3 T. chili powder
  • 1/2 tsp. cumin
  • 1/2 tsp. garlic powder
  • 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper

Brown hamburger and drain. Put all ingredients in a crock pot and cook on low heat for a minimum of 6 hours. Serve with sliced colby jack cheese.

Thanks to Big Jim Williams. You don't mess with him

Joe's Easy Guacamole Dip

  • 2 avocados
  • 8oz cream cheese
  • 2 to 3 cloves of garlic
  • 2 to 3 cloves of garlic
  • juice of 1 lime
  • splash of soy sauce
  • 3 or 4 shakes of hot sauce

Put everything into the food processor and mix until it is smooth. Put into a bowl, squeeze some more lime juice on top. Cover and put into the fridge

We ate tons of this at the last birthday party. Use it for chips, but it's really tasty on burgers.

Joe's Blue Ribbon Spicy Hot Chili

  • 1lb of steak cut into thin strips and cubed
  • 1lb of 93% lean ground beef
  • 1lb of hot sausage
  • 1 red onion chopped
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 2 to 4 habanera peppers ( depends on how hot you like it )
  • Cracked Black pepper. 3 to 5 twists on the grinder
  • 4 T. chili powder
  • 1 can of chili beans
  • 32oz can of tomato juice

Brown all the meat and drain the liquid. Add everything to a crock pot and cook on low for 6 to 8 hours.

Cajun Cornbread

  • 2 boxes of jiffy corn muffin mix.
  • 2T. of Creole seasoning
  • 1/2 tsp minced garlic
  • 1T. hot sauce of your choice

Follow the directions for the muffin mix and add the other items at the end. Poor into a 8x8 glass pan and cook on 350 degrees

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“The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.”

William Butler Yeats

"I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't find a drink."

Tom Waits

"I can explain it for you, but I can't understand it for you."

Unknown

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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

Homer Simpson